OK I"M ADMIT (FARE WELL)

Well folk's its time to admit something on this today 9/11/006, the 5 years anninversity of 9/11 the day were yay we got to kill Arab's afterwards. See, after 5 long years' of blogging on 11ths saying stupid dhinger stuffs all this time, I can't be in such denials any longer:

I'm admit The Iraq War was wrong. Even though I'm a Reputzi dhinger. In fact I"m wrong . About all of it. You should go vote for a the Democrats now.

PHWEW that fells better. I can't believe I hold out all this time. I'm such a dope. The other part of it is, look how many dhingers still out there DIDN"T admit The Iraq War was wrong yet. What does that say about them. Because I'm RELLY stupid so if there not changing there mind like I just dramatically did, then compare to me just how much more stupid is THEY be?

Anyway with me admitting I was wrong I guess I'll retire this blog. After 5 long years. Thanks to all my readers who stuck with me all that time BWT. Gosh thats a long time but I changed my mind now, so whats that show. Thats right it shows that the dhingers (like me- which is what I am) can't hide it any longer. They need to admit that The Iraq War was wrong like I did(if I 5 year dhinger like me can then everone must).

P.S. Make sure vote pull lever the Democrats come election's time that's the improtant thing if The Iraq War was wrong which it was.

To discribe my house

I have flamingoe's and cars on sindreblocks all over my front lawn RFLOL. And than in the back yard which is like a swamp type place with possum's all over,(which we eat for dinners- just realized) I like to shoot cans of Budwieser in my back yard with a #22 shotgun or whatever its call. Inside the walls is cover with photoe's of David duke, Part Robinson, and like that. (Also Elvis paintings which is that kind that is made of velour or whatever. MAN we love Elvis, Graceland is like are Mecca) Also finally I have alot of All my daughters that I have inside there is teenage pregnant probably. Because there uneducated and barefooten. And that's what my home is like.

Back

Basically I want to take us back to the dark days of the '50's. Were women couldn't get waht they wanted, everone force to have seperate bathrooms ect.

Just felt like blogging that.

Snoop, please

I'm just pause to say how so glad with Alito in there Bush can snoop on all of us. I can't be trusted with my freedoms so I want Bush listening to my private conversation's personally. To sort out whether there ok. And no one else should be able to have conversations anymore without Bush listening. Especially sexual nature ones or also ones were there trying to dissent.

Foam and mesh all the way

I just love foam and mesh hats LOL. Only, I wore them in teh 90s and before wehn it was stupid and white trash to. And than when they were cool I didn't wear them much(instead I switched to that Vans hats with a tail like desert explorers which was really from the 80s and not even really popular then). Now that foam/mesh probably uncool again by now(played out) I think I better start wearing them again. Heh thats me, always the uncoolest possible.

Iran

I wonder if were doing Iran by now. I mean, waht I mean is, I bet we are. Now that were doing Iran I'm just having pitter patters of exitement. I love it wehn we use bomb's on Arab's.

311

This is 3-11 which is wehn some blowback happened. On Spain or London(which one forget). For why? For are killing of Arab's . And do I care no. Actuelly I'm goning to celebrate by listening to 311. You know that band "All Mixed Up" ect. Boy they just rock in a dumb way and thats the kind of brainless tripe(as oppose to Ani Difranco which I'd NEVEr give credt) which a dhinger homaphobe like me probably liked to listen to in his frat boy day's as he swilled berr and sexually hararsed the woman studnet's.

Kyoto

I'm so glad we did'nt sign Kyoto. So we can make the EArth hotter. I want to see waht happen's. Maybe lots of Peoples of Colors deaths. Should be interesting.

In there

I'm glad we still by this point of time still (probably) didn't listen to that hawk Senator awhile ago and pull are troops out like he was saying all the way back then. See, I like having are troops in there. Its analogous to sexual pleasure for me. The longer the better. Sure troops die like hotcakes in the process but thats just more getting off for me.

Still there

Were still in Iraq (probably) at this point of time (December of 2006 2005 [--ed.]) and I'm still fine and dandy with that because after all I want to keep that sweet oil flowing even if it means blood of my countremen. The Iraq War: a gift that just keeps on giving (a war fought for political purposes). To bad (for me- from my point of view- Jonah) that Bush approval ratings is in the tank even though teh war for political purpose should of take care of that but hey didn't I already explain that dhigners don't have to make sense. We just tell you waht to do, not make sense. Thats Democrats department LOL.

Very special Veterans Day message

My Veterans Day message to all are nation's Veterans: Thanks for dying or getting shot, so I can take my monster truck out deer hunting. (Plus gay-bashing all over the place) I think the best way to honor are Veterans on this day today (November 11th- which is today the day I am writing this) is to keep are troops all over the place were they get shot at and killed. Oh wait oops that makes no sense but hey waht do you expect. I'm a dhinger. I also think the Iraq War was right which also doesn't make sense but thats waht I think anyway.

Almost 2000

We're coming up on 2000 militarys deaths in Iraq soon. You know waht my only reaction is? It kinda of gives me a rush. To know the power we have to snuff out young lives like that for no meaningfulness. We got Iraq's oil and thats the important thing. BWT I was totally badmouthing Cindy Sheehan all that time she was in the news in private (to my buddies), I just didn't do it on this my blog. (Sorry I forgot) but I'll make up for it- Cindy your a COMMIE who doesn't like GOD.

p.s. Whoever is indicted (in the future), like even if it's Libby or someone, I stand by Bush no matter how much culture of corruptions he generates.

Roberts- good choice

I'm glad Bush chose Roberts and he's going to sail through because I'm pretty sure Roberts is on board with the whole torture terrorist/Patriot act agenda. Roberts knows who butters his bread and will sign of on anything Bush want's to do (shred the Constitution in the meantime) and thats exactly who I want in there.

Pork rinds

I like to eat pork rinds LOLOL. My favorite food breaksfast lunch or dinner.

London too?

Wow even I didnt' expect that. But lets not connect those dots to say the war was wrong. It still was right and the London bombings is just England's fault for not liking American football or something.

Course

I'm going to skip a couple months worth of posts because basically the death toll keeps going up but I got no plan and all I got to say about it is stay the course. Stay the COURSE!!11

Still blogging

Can you believe I'm still blogging about the Iraq War being was right? How lame. I must have no life to keep harping on the same issue over nad over like this. Why can't I let it go? Well I cant. I'm just going to keep saying the war was right even though it wasn't. Thats a sign that I probably actuelly (deep down) have some subconscious doubts, but let's pretend we don't notice that. So, the war was RIGHT!!!1

Animals

I was doing violents against some small animals today. I like to pick on animals actuelly. Thats a precursor for something probably but I'm unaware of that.

Social Security crisis

Right about now lets drums up that theres a phony Social Security crisis so we can eviscerate it(wither on the vine). Thats a technique I like to call the Big Lie and I learned it from the best.

Me, personally

I reallized I've been doing this blog a long time without ever much talking about my personal relationships iwth others people(which is unusual for a real blog) so let me remedy. Basically I mostly like to abuse/beat on all the women in my life. I wear wife-beaters like on Cops. My buddies on the force let me of scott free. Other then that, I'm kinda of a dead beat dad. Oh yeah also the guys I hang out with? Theres alot of subconscious homosexuality fellings there(like wehn we clap each other on keester in the locker room) but we sublimate those fellings by beating up "fags" in bars. Any other questions fell free to ask

YESS!!!!111

Bush won which is AWESOME even though I don't know why I'm so excited cuz after all we had it set up that way already(Ohio/Diebold). Now the voters have indorsed are wrong war on Iraq and we can pretend it's was right. I'm going to go out to celebrate by riding a mechanical bull LLGOLRLL.

Now Russia this time

Bestlan. I don't even know were that is but lets use waht just happened a few days ago to argue that the wrong Iraq war was right even though it was just revenge for Chenchya.

p.s. Happy 3rd Annual Angery Day!

Conventions roundup

The convention (Reputzi) was awesome. Arnold Schwarzeneggers' speach, Bush, etc. We will get a phony bounce from it and thats all we need. Meanwhile I'm to stupid to get waht anything what Brock Obama was talking about dispite no matter how eloquent he was.

Farenheit 9/11

Whats ironic is that I fell like I can criticize Farenheit 9/11 without ever seeing it which I'm never going to do.

A new terrible blog I disagree with and but can't rebut

OGM how much I hate this new blog which just popped up within the past month. I disagree with everything they says but the worst part is I have no actuel arguments to rebut it's substence so all I can do is attack the so-called spelling and grammer. What can I say, thats all I got.

The primaries set and election up coming

Remember to vote for all the dhingers in November even though there mendacious. Especially Bush over a actual war hero/Senator. Because I think your to stupid to know better. And even if your not we got it setup with Diebold in Ohio so I guess I don't relly have to care anyways.

Lets flatten Fallujah

I wonder if we can flatten Fallujah as a exercise. Its interesting to me to see what it fells to do full on genocide so lets try.

Now Spain gets it

RFFLFLF this is so awesome. We do the wrong war and everyone else pays the price. Spain got TOTALLY hit today and I don't care. Actually I'm loving it (because I want to Take The War To Somewhere Else and today thats Spain which is fine by me). There stupid dhinger leader got them into this and I don't care waht they do to get out of this. As long as they dont' touch my vaccation home in Hawaaii or Florida I'm ok with them bombing metros like everywhere. So much teh better because I can keep using this to claim were in a "war" on "terror" even though thats phony(because terror is a tactic). BWT I just bought a couple new SUVS today which are AWESOME! Gas chugging like you wouldn't believe

UPDATE a couple days later: ok there seems to be one bad side effect which is that the dhinger got kicked out and now its Socialists in charge in Spain. I'm against that(Socalists) because I don't care about the people (only the powerful). But oh well

The PASSION

You know waht movie I'm drolling over right about now is The Passiion by Mel Gibson. I saw it in my church basement like seven times LOL. And then are preacher told us to vote for Reputzis or were going to hell. (each time) BWT, I'm a big fat hippocrite so I never liked Mel Gibson wehn he was making cool movies or spoke Australian, but now that hes a dhinger who pretends to be American and makes only dhinger movies I'm just ga ga for him. I have a poster of him on my bedroom ceiling RFFTLTL. YOUR MY JESUS MEL!!!1

NASCAR

A new year still the same Iraq war. OMG BWT I can't believe I've been blogging all this time without mentioning NASCAR!!! I totally LOVE Nascar ROFOFTLTLF (and beers drinking- like Budweiser RFLAOMO)

Gallagher

You know who I like ALOT. Is Gallagher. I think hes helarious! With the watermelons. And Carrot Top "frayed knot" hahaha. Meanwhile I don't get Bill Hicks or Sam Kendison AT ALL. As a dhinger I have no tastes at all in anything(which cracks me up)

UPDATE: Also Jeff Foxworthy bWT. "you might a redneck" HA THATS SOME FUNNY STUFFS

Ignore reality

I like how the death count is tolling. up up up. Its a good way to get rid of underclass peoples who joined the armed militarys, AND get oil(two birds one stone). The only problem is wehn reality base people notice that were totally LOSING in Iraq and cant ever win, but waht I like to do is ignore them. Its fun. Thats the beneftis of don't care about reality like me.

2 anninversay

Only two years but I bet we killed mor eMuslims already then they killed us! Which is great!!1 faster please. I"M going to celabrate by duck hunting or something. We don't even need the duck meat we just like the killing.

Why I'm real

I bet by now some dhingers who are reading this blog(at hte time of it is being written i.e. 2003) can't believe that someone with there beliefs could be so stupid as I am. There all embarrass that they are as stupid as me(basicallY). So there probably out there saying "thsi blog is a obvoius fake santyre" blah blah blah well guess waht they couldn't be more wrong. As I sit here in August of 2003 writing this blog post I'll prove it to you. If I was writing this fake from the future then shurely I would know who won tomorrow's I.e. August 12 2003 baseball game(dhingers like me love baseballs instead of exciting sports) between the Atlanata Braves and the San Diego Padres would I not? (It stands to reason). But I DON"T because its today not tomorrow and so I can only guess. Thereby I predict that the Braves will beat the Padres by like 10 points. Now lets wait a day and see waht happen

UPDATE 8/12/2003: OGM I was wrong! (Not hte first time) They lost 14 to 4 points (I was even 180 degrees basckwards) so you see? I didn't know waht would happen AT ALL (just hte opposite infact). Thats why I'm real and your STUPID for even thinking such a thing, you (other) dhingers.

ATTENTION- time to expose Wilson's wife!!1

Uh oh Joe Wilson just published his findings in New York Times(the paper of record- which I pretend is fake, except Judith Miller fake stuff which we pass of as real) and were in trouble(alittle). Click here for the aritcle republished on Common Dreams which is a websight probably I'd never read in a millions years because I'm a dhinger(only expose myself to one side of all issues). Even as a dhinger I have to admit (secretly-deep down) that Joe Wilson did a awesome job of dimolishing are entire case for war right there in that editorial. But hey- waht do I care about logics or arguments. Thats reality(which I'm against). So my instinctive reaction instead is just, let's out Wilson's wife now. What do we care if she assassinated.

EXCALLENT- WERE IN

Blogging break coming(starting now) while I glue my eyes to Foxnews nonstop and drool over hte sight of Americans killing musilms!!!

p.s. OGM did you see how we let them just loot the Museums instead of defending them(which we defended oil minastry instead)! That was AWESOME!!11 I didn't rellize we'd get to distroy there culture TOO but hey thats just like "two birds and one stone" to me!!1

WAR IS COMING YEAH YEAH YEAH

WAr is coming war is coming like 9 days from now

Thats baseically all I can think about nowadays. I'm like wetting my pants about it. I cant even post coherent on account of so much in a tizzy about WAR WAR WAR. Muslims will be killed soon(plus alot of are troops) and I'm loving it just loving it THIS IS WAHT POWER FELLS LIKE baby!!

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

on IRAQ


Soon were gonna be drowning in oil. And it only costs others peoples's blood so HEY the price is right I say!!1

16 Words- forgot to mention

I forgot to mention the 16 Words from last month(the previous one)!!! Thats were Bush told the WHOPPER OF ALL WHOPPERS that Saddams was buying uranium by the handful from like all over Africa even though Joe Wilson desproved all that (wasn't even that hard to disprove either. Why are Neocons (like me- which is what I am) so stupid they think they can pull one over on Joe Wilson). But you know whats great? It doesn't matter because we kept the Wilson Findings quiet(for now). So we can do the war all we want and no one can stop us! OH THANK god for the 16 words last month because they helped brainwashed Congress to do the Iraq War vote (I talked about this in November of 2002 you'll recall).

Colon distroys his reputation for us and I'm loving it

Well its been a great month of January of 2003! Right about now (or maybe in a few days- forget) Colon Powell just TOTALLY distroyed his reputation by going to the UN and LIEING THROUGH HIS TEETH about Iraq WMDs.I guess we got the goods on Colon because he use to be respectiable now he's not and I"M LOVING THIS. Were gonna do a war now I just know it(becasue we don't care about waht the UN thinks- we just like lieing to them for spite). Us dhingers were kinda like those militia guys "out of the UN ect. Thats where are sympathies are basicelly so it all adss up

Why the delay- who cares about other people

I don't understand why the delay (of Iraq War which is my deepest sex dream) because I don't understand why we have to talk to people (UN, the world) to sort things out with words instead of violence. Like I think we should just kill the people we want and not ask a any other peoples. But I guess its ok because eventually we'll do just that (pretty sure). Also Bush BETTER NOT be multilateral and get France's help ect. I don't want us doing this with any allies I want it unilateral lonely. (Thats stupid Necon philosophy and I'm swallowed it wholesale) So I hope Bush rejects all allies(except a few dimestore Anglo Sanxon ones). Intentionally. Merry Chrismas BWT but not Ramadan (Ramadan-probalby around this time but I don't care/ I even think we should keep doing Afghanistan war right on through Ramadan infact)

WAR! What it is good for EVERTHING!

OH MY this is awesome I'm so excited right about now. We got Bush War Powers through Congress right about now (like end of October- the previous month- and beginning of November- this month) by using the 16 words from Bush's State of the Union address (2003- upcoming) and just in general a bunch of dissimulations. I TOLD you we'd get Bush to rush to war. I knew it from the very start (like over a year ago) that we could get Bush to Rush to war if we just pulled his strings which I guess we did because theres no other explaination.

Bali

Theres going to be a bombings against Austrasians tomorrow in Bali (guessing) but what do I care? We used there dhinger leader to get them to fight on are side now they experience the fallout all which is AWESOME if you ask me. As long as doesn't affect me I don't care about the ripercussions. I like to enflame the Muslims World for fun and then retire back to my bank accounts and watch others peoples pay for my little advantures. You know what I guess I'm probalby a sadist deep down. LIke in the bedroom to. That makes sense

ONE YEAR ANANVERSARY

OH yAY its the one year anniaversary of the greatest day we all love to express hatred about! I'm angrey and loving it. September 11th- lets make a big deal about this day like every day from now on so we can win elections . 9/11 9/11 9//11 bla bla bla. This is awesome- Bush is on TV giving speaches probalby and everytyhing. Waht a great thing that let's us brainwash the publics like this!!1

Something to worry-but I got a plan

I'm worried because something tell's me (read it somewhere or something) that back in February of this same year(2002) the CIA sent Joe Wilson to go check out Iraq-Nigreria uraniums(which there ARE NONE as we all know). Crap I was hoping they'd send someone else instead but they sent a Embassador respected and he'll probably get to the bottom of it (find nothing). This is sucks because he could ruing the whole thing. But don't worry I think if he speaks up about it we can just expose his wife to assassination!! Ha ha its fun to be a dhinger and not have to care about national securitys.

Were in a rush

You know waht I was thinking about at some point during this past month. How lucky we (Neocons dhingers) are to have Bush in there on are puppet strings. Because, waht we want more then anything (Iraq War) he's going to rush to do it I just know it. Won't be long now(afte rall we've told him to rush)

Blog break

I know I didn't make a post the previous month from this one like I usueally was doing on the 11ths of months (11- its my favorite number BOY how I love talking about 9/11 and everyone dieing). To say waht I was thinking at that point in time (May of 2002). But your not missing out because it was probably just more of the same- kill Muslams, I hate Iraq, me want oil, bla bla. GOSH how I bore myselfs even sometimes.

Claire Danes but I don't care

It's Clare Danes's birthday tomorrow but I don't even care. As a stupid dhinger I hate My so-Called Life and anything else that is cool. I like to watch mostly dumb shows like Everybony Love Raymond or Highways to Heaven or something LOOLL ogm I cant believe how lack of tastes I have sometimes

Whatever- just get us in there

I don't even know whats going on at this point in time actuelly. Mostly I probably still just want us to invade Iraq WHY ARENT WE.

p.s. I'm betting all I have against Marlyand in March Madness coming up(in the future from now). Because I'm stupid. A stupid dhinger

Why not Iraq yet

Why aren't we in Iraq yet. I mean seriously. I get sexual excitment from thinking about us being in Iraq but were not. Thats how I am.

About the antrhax

BWT even though teh anthrax was all against progressives(Daschle) I think we should make it seem like Saddams did it. We should be mendacious about it(read this in Strauss). It's good to be mendacious and line our pockets from it.